Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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