I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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