that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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