Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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