dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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