I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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