does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
