Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just blew my weed a kiss
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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