After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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