Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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