Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
is it fun? or sober?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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