She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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