I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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