her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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