Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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