Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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