you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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