So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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