I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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