i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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