I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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