Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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