Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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