What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
