The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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