Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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