butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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