i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
So. Much. Porn.
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