I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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