ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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