So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sober January is a disaster.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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