please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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