My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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