So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The struggles of a small town man whore
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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