Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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