So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
he thought i was a dude.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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