Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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