Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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