jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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