She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Alive.
So much puke
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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