wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
vagina is talking i cant
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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