just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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