When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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