I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
