At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
