I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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