Yo dont text me then not text me
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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