He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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