Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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