plz talk dirty to me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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