2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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