Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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