no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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