Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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