I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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