I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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