And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
No subtext here. People are naked.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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